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what is lauren’s job called on the hills (uh, fake? staged? scripted? not real? an illusion?)
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“remember when mona from who’s the boss had to live on top of the” (of what? the answer is ‘garage.’ garage.)
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bring back donna martin (agreed)
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girl addicted to computer cleaner (it’s like i’m walking on sunshine!)
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48 old boobs (2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree)
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“different strokes” arnold report card (Duddly? Sam?)
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“tuck her penis” (ask questions later)
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“we’ll never be friends” dubbed (crafty “hills” editing)
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antm isis winkie (she uses “winkie-b-gone”)
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best way to smuggle drugs (there’s no hope with dope)
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bob saget pervert (you got it dude)
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call michelle tanner (moshi moshi dude)
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caribbean fat ass (hey mon!)
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don knots penis (i mean, really?)
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hair is straight, then i get hot and it gets puffy (no idea)
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has hilary duff ever wet the bed (she’s duffed the bed, not wet it)
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how to make your hair like chase crawford (piss, lots of it)
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i’m 13 and my crotch itches (call your doctor, Dakota Fanning)
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my favorite dj is a tanner (mine too! mine too!)
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neil patrick harris and wallet and back pocket (watch your wallet dude, you’re getting mugged soon)
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rusty charo sex (ouch, coochie coochie!)