As if I couldn’t find a way to be even more confused by Jersey Shore, I’ve apparently hit tilt on the “What-in-the-Christ-O-Meter.” After performing seconds of research I discovered a little gem of a website called a little something like www.jwoww.com. I will now only refer to this site at “the Bible.” In the Bible we learn a lot about out dear little Jenni Farley (the Irish lass of the Jersey Shore) including such wondrous pieces of information like:
- JWOWW started her own Graphic Design firm. Gulp.
- College educated. Gulp.
- Appointed Vice President of Marketing for a well known social networking website. Gulp. Gulp.
- Promotes her own diet/diet supplement which she claims allows you to lose 1-2 pounds per day. Gulp.
Well I know I now feel less safe as a citizen of the United States! However I do feel a little better knowing that you can purchase the above photos in poster size on her website. I’ve already ordered 2 of the posters where her ass is about to catch fire on the burning car. Hopefully that sh*t she’s about to take on it will help extinguish the flames. Anypoof, 1 poster for me, and the other poster will be sent directly to the Smithsonian Institute in Washington D.C.