7 Spooktacularly Ironic Halloween T-Shirts Perfect For When You’ve Already Given Up

If you buy something from the links on this page, we may earn a commission. Why Trust Us?

You’ve just spent the past 20 minutes 2 weeks trying to lock down your Halloween costume and, well, you’ve finally given up.  You can’t go wrong with one of these spooky (not really) Halloween t-shirts (and sweatshirts) that basically say, “This is the best I’m doing and I’m good with that.”  Happy Halloween!

Funny Halloween T-Shirts 2023 - Best Pun Tee Shirts For Halloween Women, Kids, Men

Are you ready to laugh your witches hat off with these hysterical t-shirts?  We aren’t either.  But, we must admit, we’re totally digging how ironic these are.  They’re certainly not for everyone, but if you’re like us you want a little something that’s kind of funny, but not really funny, but totally ironic.  We hear you.  And we think we got you covered.

Most of these are for women, kids, and even some men who want to get into that scary holiday spirit.  Or, you know, will just wear what you tell them.  Most of these t-shirt actually also come as long sleeve tees, sweatshirts, tank tops, v-necks, and more so be sure to check out all the options.  And most come in at least 5-10 different color options.  You happy now?

Check out the best Halloween t-shirts for just about everyone in 2023.

1.  The Zombie Zombae T-Shirt

Funny Halloween Shirts 2023: Zombae Tee 2023

$25 | Amazon

Who needs a partner when you can be your very own zombae this Halloween!?  It’s the perfect ice breaker if you’re looking to meet someone (perhaps an actual zombie) or just want “the kids” to know you totally know what “bae” means.  This one comes in 10 different colors you can choose from! And it also comes in a tank, v-neck, long sleeve tee, and even a sweatshirt.

2.  The “My Halloween Costume.”  Tee 

Funny Halloween Shirts 2023: My Halloween Costume T-Shirt 2023

$25 | Amazon

The perfect pick for when you are 100% over it, you’re 100% not getting a costume, and you 99% don’t really care.  We’ll give it that you’ll care about 1%, that’s why you’re looking for a tee.  It comes in 10 different colors to choose from and also in a v-neck, a long sleeve, and a sweatshirt.

3.  The “Basic Witch” Shirt Funny Halloween Shirts 2023: Basic Witch T-Shirt for Women 2023

$25 | Amazon

If you’re normally a proud basic b***h during the year, you’ll love being a real festive basic witch during Halloween! We even chose this one in classic millennial pink because, #basic

4.  The 2-Sided Front/Back Good Witch…Bad Witch

Funny Halloween Shirts 2023: 2 Sided Good Witch, Bad Witch Front Back Tee 2023

$29 | Amazon

Who doesn’t love a 2-sided tee?!  This one says “good witch” on the front and then on the back it says “bad witch.”  Which side you show the ones closest to you is really your choice.  It comes in 10 different colors to choose from, including classic Halloween orange!  Check it out also in a tank, v-neck, long sleeve, and sweatshirt.

5.  The Future Ghost T-Shirt

Funny Halloween Shirts 2023: Future Ghost T-Shirt for Men, Women, Kids 2023

$25 | Amazon

Because at some point, yep, we’ll all turn into a ghost!  This one has a vintage print font that we love and it comes in a ton of different colors to choose from.  It’s also available for men, women, and kids.

6.  The “Here For The Boos” Funny Shirt Funny Halloween Shirts 2023: Here For The Boos T-Shirt 2023

$25 | Amazon

Take this one to mean whatever it is that you think it means.  So many Halloween puns, so little time!  Check it out in 10 different colors and in a v-neck, long sleeve, and sweatshirt option too.

7.  The “Here For The Boos” Sweatshirt Funny Halloween Shirts 2023: Here For the Boos Sweatshirt 2023

$35 | Amazon

Since this is one of our faves, we decided to add it in again, but this time as a sweatshirt and with all white font.  We’re allowed to do that.

More Halloween Fun:
Your Ultimate Guide to All Things Halloween 2023
Toy Story 4 Halloween Costumes for Everyone!
The Coolest Fortnite Costumes for Kids (And Us Adults!)