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Luann de Lesseps Alert! Er, I Mean Cuntess de Lesseps. Pardon My Ignorance.

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Oh snap! You better be on your best behavior and put on your classy-pants because Countess Luann de Lesseps (the best one out of all the Lesseps) was on the red carpet at the JCPenney “Style Your Spring” event in New York City last night.  So, uh, JCPenney?  Oh yeah?  I always assumed Luann was a little more regal than “The Penney.”  Isn’t that almost like going to a Walgreens red carpet event?

Who else is a big loser-tool-bag like me and is kinda pumped about the new season of The Real Housewives of New York City that’s starting up next week?  From the commercials it looks like everyone hates each other and fights the whole time.  Sweet.  Looks like they took a cue from the success of the Real HOusewives of Atlanta.  Who knows, maybe Bethany will find herself a fab-uh-lous ath-uh-lete?