Well, well, well. So we meet again. Now I got more crap about 2 months ago when I asked which week Crystal Bowersox was going
You know it’s taken weeks, but I’ve finally figured out where I’ve seen American Idol’s Andrew Garcia before. That’s right folks, I’m talking about Team
Join Me on Facebook and Let’s Talk Teeth. update: July 8, 2010: CRYSTAL BOWERSOX NEW TEETH UPDATE! I repeat, Crystal Bowersox has new teeth. Alert!
Alright folks, Hollywood Week began on American Idol this week and even though I haven’t seen everyone, I’m making an extremely early pick for my
I don’t even know why I’m recapping this episode. I think if I type while watching it somehow erases the fact that I’m a grown
The President of the United States almost rudely interrupted the American Idol Results Show last night. So rude. In case you missed his speech, let
It’s double elimination night on American Idol. I wish it was a triple elimination, 2 contestants and then American can just vote me out of
Ugh. Where to begin? The show kicked off like robotic bat out of robotic hell when the Idol kids started to sing “Hot and Cold”
In, “I Forgot You Existed Until I Read This Story and Then Remembered That You Do Exist, You Aren’t Dead, and You Used to Be
Ugh. Watching the American Idol finale was like running a marathon. Whilst watching I had people handing me little cups of water so I could
So I thought I’d put on the American Idol last night that all the kids are watching and figured I’d regret it. I didn’t. I’m
I was moments away from slipping into a coma watching the American Idol kids sing Neil Diamond songs when all of a sudden Paula came
Idol may be giving back, but they’re not giving me back my time wasted while watching this crap. So I think to myself, “IBBB, you
So it’s 80’s night on American Idol so I figured I would check it out. I mean how bad could it be? I grew up
Isn’t American Idol quite the wholesome family show? The singing, the dancing, the audience applause. Well you sick rat bastards did you know that one
Ah yes, the Idol is back and is just about ready to kick off 4 people so I thought it was the perfect time to
Dear American Idol Contestants, Hey there how are you? I’m sure you’re already stressed at this point so I’ll keep this short. I have a
Yeah so “The Idol Machine” is back in full force this week and I’m not looking forward it all. Here’s why: It’s Hollywood week which
So it’s finally the American Idol finale and I already regret committing to watching this for 2-hours. Who will win? Blake? Jordin? Who cares? So
It’s the second to last American Idol episode, so you know what that means….they are going to recap the hell out of the last season.
Seriously, what is American Idol even about anymore? I get that the first night is about the singing. It’s also about Paula Abdul jumbling her
I guess when Idol gives back that means that all the contestants wear white clothes. Hey Idol, it’s not 1945 when white is “good.” All
After American Idol has raped the American public of gazillions of dollars and time lost in our lives, they have decided to give back. Whatever
(Please sing the next 3 sentences to the tune of “How Much is that Doggy in the Window”) How much is that pedophile in the
Oh crap, it’s country music night on American Idol. The bad news is that the first person who sings something by Reba McIntyre will force
Trends in Hollywood come in waves, or “trends” if you will. First people get married, later they become alcoholics, next they enter rehab, sometimes they
74 seasons ago on American Idol there was Diana Degarmo, a pudgy little finalist the loved to wear pink hats. That was her thing. Diana
Ok, so I admit I haven’t been keeping up with all of the American Idol “hoopla” Yeah, I said it. Hoopla. However I couldn’t miss
As my buddy Andrew perfectly said, “I love it when Paula takes klonopin.” You know what? I do too. American Idol has the craziest cast
In the “I Can’t Believe I’m About to Report on This” News, ex American Idol contestant Mario Vasquez is being accused that he tried to
Oh now look how sweet and innocent Antonella Barba can be. For this one time only I will allow Antonella to share the name of
American Idol had a special moment (cue the Full House music) last night. They’ve been talking about a special announcement all season. What’s the announcement?
It’s good to see that Jennifer Hudson hasn’t forgotten where she came from. Right now, somewhere, Jennifer is saying, “What do you mean where I
My sister loves “before and after” pictures of people on crystal meth (awesome!). I love “before and after” pictures of celebrities who change just one
There is nothing I like better than before and after teeth pictures. It’s a sickness really. I mean it’s not as bad as my sister’s
