Category: real housewives of new jersey recap

For someone who may be heading up the river for a spell, Barney Rubble is certainly living the life.  Every crapisode is like Driving Miss

Where the hell have you all been?  Oh wait.  I was the one who was missing.   Well I’m back from my 9 day voyage to

It’s the episode we’ve all been waiting for!  Of course I’m saying this because we finally get an update on Lauren Manzo’s diet!  Phew!  To

When the hell is the last time this show has been on?  I’ve been worried sick about Lauren’s dieting and if she’s finally in her

There.  I said it.  What in the holy hell happened to this show?  Remember when it used to consist of stereotypical Italians living in Jersey

Sorry this one was a little late today.  I was too busy writing countless (de lesepps) letters to Congress demanding that they give Rosie and

How Ashley dodged ever being on 16 & Pregnant is beyond me.  This chick is bricks.  We pick up where we left off last week,

Well folks, it’s back.  It seems like just yesterday Milania was dragging around her siblings by their hair and here we are again watching Milania

Wow I can’t believe this is the last episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey already!  It seems like it just started 14 months ago

I can honestly say I have no idea what the hell is going on with this show anymore.  Everyone is still in the Dominican and

I’m not sure what happened to this train-wreck, but it’s certainly not the same show I remember and loved where tables were flipped and everyone

RHONJ and Jersey Shore all on the same night?  Yowza!  I love when there are only shows about New Jersey on “the television!”  Here are

Spoiler Alert:  Most of this episode is about Bonk Ashley again, so as opposed to skipping this entire recap for a second week in a

42 minutes of a mix between Ashley being a douche and the Manzo family getting in shape?  No thank you.

Like a teen mom in trouble, I’m late.  Regardless, here are 7  things worth discussing from last nights Real Housewives of New Jersey: Caroline Rules

I’m not entirely sure why this is the 15th Christmas episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey but, alas, it is. No joke the first

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Christmas in New Jersey is a theme that I would like to find a way to apply to every aspect of my life.  If it’s

After a nice 10 day vacation or “vacation” as they say in other similar languages to Spanish, I’m back! Sure I missed about 15 episodes

Remember when Danielle used to be on this show and in every single episode you assumed someone was going to get killed…by her? I miss

I tell ya, these Sunday night episodes sneak right up on you like Melissa’s knitted berets from hell.  I have a feeling the inside of

Way to F up my Sunday night schedule of getting into bed at 7pm whilst I regret the entire weekend and shake.  Now I need

I’m glad we live in a world where Real Housewives Tourettes is becoming part of my every day life. I’ve already incorporated “take steak” on

Apparently we’re already at the part of the season known as “down time.”  Therefore, we have to all sit back and wait for the next

It’s Halloween for the gang of RHONJ and I’m sure it’s a safe bet that somewhere in a rusty dumpster Danielle is carving “b*tch” across

Get Social: Follow Me on Twitter & Facebook! I mean Bravo is churning these out like Disney on Ice, but I kinda have to admit

Join Me on Facebook! Well tip your 40 because another full season of RHONJ has come to a close and so has the 2-part reunion. 

Join Me on Facebook! Now I don’t want to oversell this, but the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion (Part 1) episode may have been

Join Me on Facebook! The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion is going to be in two parts.  I’m breathing slowing as I’m typing this

Join Me on Facebook! Well, well, well, it looks like our journey ends here.  We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we didn’t do much of anything else. 

Join Me on Facebook! Well we’re finally getting off the SS Guidette and Joe/Barney Rubble must have forgotten to take his Flintstone’s chewables and wash

Buon natale, Dominic the Donkey, and chicken parmigiana!  Those are all ways to say “welcome” in Italian, I believe.  Fasten up your bedazzled seat belts

It’s the crapisode we’ve all been waiting for when, not only, is Dina back for a spell, but also because Kim G has an altercation

Join Me on Facebook.  Fugazi! It’s fitting that Teresa, Barney Rubble, and the “Fabulous” sisters are all playing Monopoly at the start of the crapisode. 

Join Me on Facebook! We kick things off at Casa de Foreclosure where everyone is in a frenzy trying to get out the door so

Join Me on Facebook!  Calm Down! I mean, come on.  Was this crapisode not all it was cracked up to be and more?  I think

Join Me on Facebook! Real Housewives of New Jersey Recaps Every once in a while I turn off the TV and decided to interview someone

Join Me on “The Facebook.”  You’ll Love It! Here’s what went down last night on The Real Housewives of New Jersey: There can’t be enough

Danielle Staub “Real Close” Where do we even start?  Where?  Should we tackle the fact that Danielle was sitting at the piano while holding a

Sellout Opportunity: Vote for Me Here for MTV TJ (just fill out @ibbb).  Back to your regularly scheduled programming. I miss Dina already.  And obviously

Time for another Crazy-Bag-o-Real-Housewives-of-New-Jersey!  It was Bravo overload last night.  Here’s what went down, besides Danielle and Kim G on the stripper pole, last night

Update:  My Exclusive Interview With Kim G from the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Join Me on Facebook! Here’s what went down, last night, on

Join Me on Facebook! Welcome to another recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey.  This sh*t better start getting good because I’m losing hope that

Join Me on Facebook!  You’ll Hate It! Open up your kitchen garbage bag and scatter the trash all over your couch; grab a 6-pack of

Go get your prosciutto sandwich out of the oven and start mopping your friggin linoleum floors because the Real Housewives of New Jersey is back! 

Has it been almost a year already?  It seems like just yesterday I was watching the last episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey and

Obviously there’s gotta be somethin’ else!  And you know what?  There was.  Our very own prostitution whore, Danielle Staub, from Real Housewives of New Jersey

Well if that face doesn’t ring in the New Year, I don’t know what does!  Danielle Staub from the Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrated

  I’m like Pavlov’s dog.  Every time I see a picture of Teresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey, I automatically slam my hands down

  Regis and Kelly’s 2009 Halloween Spectacular – “Real Housewives” Parody @ Yahoo! Video Sure this is a few days old by now, but I