Category: the hills

Maybe one of Darlene’s naaaaaaaaaybors is watching her horse. Hey-oh!  In breaking news, Heidi Montag and her husband, Steve Sanders, reportedly called the police on

Ugh, that poor salad.  The last thing it sees before it will more than likely be vomited out in 35 minutes is Teefs Pats.  What

Beep. Beep. Beep.  Do. Not. Get. The. Robots. Wet.  They. Will. Combust.  I.Do. Not. Compute. Stephanie. Pratt.  Beep. Beep. Beep.  When. Did. She. Turn. Into.

You know what?  I think it’s pretty damn rude that “The Hills” will be ending before the actual world ends.  I always assumed it would

Teefs Pats, Raspy Coke Voice, and Boobs-Bot all were recently spotted at Villa Blanca restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA the other day filming new and

Remember when you were little and your parents would take you to the mall to sit on Santa’s lap and take your yearly Christmas pictures? 

I swear to God if they hurt Enzo in any way I swear to God someone will pay.  I’m kidding, they can sell him on

So far 2010 is turning out to be a real mind crowd pleaser for me.  First, the world did not, in fact, implode as I

As you know, The Hills has been hitting tilt on the “shit-0-meter” as of recent and by “recent” I mean “since season 2.”  As much

Good morning.  If you’re like me (a loser) and have been up at night trying to figure out how they’ll continue to shoot The Hills

Wow, everyone is totally committed to the script of The Hills.  I mean, this circus consists of a wedding dress, a priest, and tuxedos!  Thankfully,

  Oompa Loompa Doopity Do I’ve got 3 Talentless Skanks For You. Oompa Loompa Doopity Da, Follow the Script and You Will Go Far. What

It must be me just getting a little nostalgic that The Hills is coming to an end so I feel the need to cram in

Stephanie Pratt, and her Martha Washington hairdo, walked up and down the very quiet and secretive Robertson Boulevard in LA the other day to do

Ok so it may not be an official spinoff, but I don’t care, it will always be a Hills spinoff to me. (Insert best Oprah

Halloween may be over, but that doesn’t mean that our favorite skank-bags from The Hills can’t share their creative costumes and minds with us. Lauren

Thanks to all you trash bags out there for the crapload of emails asking me about The Hills Lost Scenes and “The Hills According to

Spoiler Alert! If you don’t want to know anything that happens in future crapisodes of The Hills do not look at this picture of Lauren

I would just like to say that one of the best decisions I ever made was to buy the domain http://www.justinbobby.com/ a while ago when

It seems like everyday it’s someones birthday on The Hills and they’re always at LAX to celebrate. Why does LAX and Us Weekly blow The

It’s like The Hills Gods are answering my scripted Hills prayers! Remember how I recently wrote about bumping into Brody Jenner at STK in NYC

First off, I need to say that the title of this blog post is probably the most brilliant that has ever been written. Sadly, I

A fancy question mark can only mean one thing. Which cast member of The Hills did IBBB run into while out with friends in NYC

Either hell has frozen over or Heidi’s chin has melted because The Hills Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt may be mending scripted fences again. After

When I came across these photos (not literally) I figured it was m civic duty to post them, and not because I used to drive

When all else fails, just toss the skanks from The Hills onto your cover and you’ve got yourself a winning idea! Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, and

Exclusive IBBB Photo from NYC IBBB on MYSPACE The Hills Recaps Perez’s sources are like VISA, they’re everywhere. My sources are like Diners Club….not really

I always see other pop culture bloggers talking about their “exclusive” news. Once I looked up what “exclusive” actually meant I figured I’d share some

Lauren Conrad, that batty little minx is at it again! This time she is alluding the fact that a “Hills” movie may be in discussion.

By now you know my love of Crested Butte and Heidi’s horse. I made that clear in my Hills recap yesterday. Well IBBB reader, Hills

Uh-oh! The Hills new season can’t air fast enough for poor little Whitney. My favorite sidekick was trying to get into club/bar, Villa, in LA

Ah this is a question that I am emailed time and time again. Actually it’s a trick question, because it’s not technically season 4, but

Lauren Cockring and her sidekick, “Teeth,” were living it up in quiet Las Vegas at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone. The Hawaiian Tropic Zone is located

Nooooooooooo! God why?!?! Why do you always take the good ones from us? She had so much more to give. She had so much more

In keeping up with The Hills even after it’s over, TMZ.com is reporting that Brody Jenner was asked to leave an American Airlines flight after

Praise Montag. The Hills, Season 4, is going to happen after all according to In Touch Weekly. Thank Christ. I’m saved! There is no word

So while hunting down the Olsen Sluts in LA, I ended up meeting up with my new pseudo friend, Elodie, from The Hills. E-Dog (that’s

Watch out France, or wherever the hell Paris is, because the girls of The Hills were doing it up at the Le Bal de Debuatantes.

I kind of feel like “outing” The Hills is like ratting out the mafia, no? It’s all fun and games to play “hey, is The

Today is officially “The Hills Day” at ImBringingBloggingBack. All the blog posts today will be “The Hills” related. If you like The Hills, this is

Anybody ever watch “The Hills?” Oh that’s right. I have a question. Where in the hell are all the white people on The Hills? All

Lo? Jen Bunney? The same episode? It’s like a Laguna Beach High School Reunion! Toss in Cami from Laguna Beach Season 3 and you got

I know it’s Friday, but I’m going to need everyone to sit down and take a deep breath. Are you ready? The Hills….The Hills….The Hills

Ah yes my friends. The interview you have all been waiting for. I would like to note that this interview is not yet award winning,

Ah my friends, do I have a “Hills” treat for you. Good old IBBB hit the pavement (not literally) and has sat down for a

My Dearest Elodie (this is best read in a British accent, trust me), You are quite the mystery to me. You, Elodie, are a surprise

While I always felt that Lauren and Heidi were horrific actresses I never imagined how much these two dirt bags (not Lauren) got paid to

I feel like there is more “The Hills” news going on now than when the show is actually on. This time around Heidi’s mom is

It’s tough when The Hills isn’t on. IBBB readers are still emailing me about my thoughts on everything “The Hills” related. It’s tough when the

Uh-oh it’s Heidi’s birthday and you know that nothing good is coming out of that. I really enjoyed how they keep saying it’s Heidi’s birthday,

Man the last week flew by and every day was plagued by me trying to figure out if Heidi was indeed pregnant or was I

Sure the Golden Globes were on at the same time of the new season of “The Hills,” but how many hours can you really watch