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This show is horrific.  Finding 9 things to discuss was like trying to figure out exactly where Vinny’s left eye is looking. 1.  It’s Refreshing

Like an innocent night that starts out with just one simple beer and leads to 12, I have almost no recollection of what actually happened

So I’m convinced that when Grandpa Sitch is on the phone, there’s actually no one else on the other end.  Either that or he forgets

I used to really look forward to the night when Jersey Shore was on.  Now I give it the classic side-eye like I do when

Get Social: Dear God.  What in the hell happened to Jersey Shore?  Remember when MTV decided to do 4 seasons of The Osbourne’s and towards

Since the folks over at MTV seem to think we, as viewers, don’t have the ability to retain what we saw during last weeks episode,

Remove your genitals from the George Forman grill and wash your drip-tray because Jersey Shore is back!  I’m actually outta breath from even typing that

Well, my friends, it’s the last crapisode of Jersey Shore.  It seems like just yesterday we were learning how Italy officially hated “The America” after

So Snooki is still Slampigachusettes, right? Right.  We pick up where we left off last week which was Snooki calling the oddly proportioned Jionni to

Just so we’re all on the same page, Snooki has been drunk since the moment she landed in Italy, correct?  Thought so.  11 minutes after

If your blood alcohol level is at “freakin’ poof” then you’re a little less drunk than Snooki is.  Since last week all 60 minutes consisted

What in the holy hell happened last night on Jersey Shore?  I felt like I was watching an episode of Girls Gone Wild that would

It’s been a busy crapisode of Jersey Shore and by “busy” I mean “no one punched someone until 45 minutes in.”  I guess it’s times

Welcome survivors of Hurricane Irene, that filthy pig-whore!  To recap what happened in Thursday’s crapisode, VaDeena was a dirty Choochasaurus Rex and then, in the

Just in case the bleach that you poured through your ears, eyes, and nose didn’t burn the image of Pauly D/Ellen Travolta tonguing the grease

Go fist pump your muffler because it’s time for another trashtastic crapisode of Jersey Shore.  Just to ensure that I throw away my sandwich during

Well, folks, it’s the moment that we’ve all been praying for.  Karma has evicted the cast of the Jersey Shore from “The America” and placed

Get Social: Join Me It’s time for the Jersey Shore reunion so that can only mean one thing: Editing facial reactions and comments within an

Get Social:  Join IBBB Is Sammi Talking to George Glass? – Per usual, we pick up right where we leave off every week which is

Get Social:  Join Me! Ike and AnnaMae: The Sequel – Oh no Ike and AnnaMae are back in action this week right where we left

Join IBBB on Facebook and Twitter! Grandpa Sitch is Definitely Banging the Dogs – When everyone goes out in the rain storm to get tanned

El Pollo Has Come Home to Roost – All hail Sammi SweatStains is back at Pedophile Manor! Thank Christ because after a long and emotional

Snooki Sexcapades – Finally Snooki has officially “got it in” thanks to Gianni.  Is it not normal that I assume there is bronzer all over

Be Social:  Join Me! 2+2= Roids: The Aftermath – See what I did there? Sam drives away in her black cab (class act) and Ronnie

Well I’m back to NYC from my trip to sunny San Diego.  So this recap is better late than never.  The amount of emails I

Get Social: Join IBBB Where right back where we left off last week at “da club” and while Sammi Sweatstains and JWoww ShamWow have made

Be Social: Join IBBB Gail the Snail is Back – While Snooki is out in Long Island comforting JWoww ShamWow after her boyfriend ransacked her

Get Social: Join IBBB on Facebook and Twitter We pick up from where we left of on Monday’s bonus crapisode of Jersey Shore with JWoww

That’s right!  It’s a bonus episode of Jersey Shore.  What a great way to celebrate MLK day!  I’m on about a combo of 3 hours

Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! GTL, DTS, DTF, OPP, PYT, LOL, WWW can only mean one thing…it’s recap time!  Here’s what went down on

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Break out your gold-plated crabs comb and start scratchin’ because Jersey Shore is back! You know how Jesus

Join Me on Facebook! So let’s recap the ever loving peep out of this Jersey Shore reunion. I have to admit, the reunions are typically

Join Me on Facebook! It’s the last crapisode of Jersey Shore.  I’ve gym’d, I’ve tanned, I’ve done laundry (except I didn’t tan or do laundry…and

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! We’re down to the final two crapisodes of the season.  I don’t even want to think what my

Angelina Trash Bags is gone from Casa de Syph and so Pauly D/Ellen Travolta and Grandpa Situation are up nice and early to tear apart

Join Me on Facebook! I know, I know.  I missed the Jersey Shore recap last week.  I will blame the flu-shot, the recession, global warming,

Join Me on Facebook! Leave to MTV so sneak a new crapisode of Jersey Shore on before the VMAs on Sunday.  Well you have to

Join Me on Facebook! We pick up where we left off last week with a nice little slugfest between JWoww ShamWow and Sammi SweatStains.  With

Join Me on Facebook! So like a typical day in the life of Lil’ Snooki DeVito, she’ sporting a sombrero, finishing the beers in the

Join Me on Facebook! It’s just another night in South Beach and JWoww ShamWow and Snooki are heading out to celebrate gay pride weekend, but

Fist Pump With Me on Facebook! Better last than never.  Hey it was my birthday.  Cut me some slack.  And some ham.  Burp.  Here’s what

Join Me on Facebook! Jersey Shore recap time!  It’s like Christmas comes once a week when JS is on.  I’m liking the season so far,

Join Me on Facebook.  Fist Pump! Thursday night television hasn’t been this good since NBC’s “Must See TV.”  Real Housewives and Jersey Shore are like

Join Me on Facebook and Let’s Go to “Da Club!” Did you know that the national unemployment rate is at 9.6%?  Who gives two filthy

Join Me on Facebook! July 29th can’t come soon enough.  This is the day that we get to follow Snooki, Grandpa Situation, Pauly D/Ellen Travolta,

Today is a highly emotional day around the corporate headquarters of IBBB, as we bid farewell to Jersey Shore.  It’s times like this I scream

There is no reason, ever, why Jersey Shore should be on for 2-hours.  Award shows don’t take up as much time as Jersey Shore did

So I decided that drinking while watching Jersey Shore is just stupid.  I’m going to start taking Ecstasy and see how it goes.  I think

Oh MTV you are so tricky by airing a new crapisode of Jersey Shore on New Years Eve.  Did you think I wouldn’t stop what

    This week we finally get our answer to last weeks cliffhanger.  Similar to the “Who Shot J.R.” from the 1980’s, we get to

  Fistpump is the new cowbell and there is plenty-o-fistpump worthy scenes in the latest crapisode of Jersey Shore.  From sucking pickles to same sex

Well, well, well.  So we meet again, bitches.  IBBB’s “The City” and “The Hills” recaps aren’t even cold in their grave yet, but I could

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