Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Adrienne Has a Different Catholic Religion Than the Rest of Us
I may not be fully up to speed on all the controversy around this season of RHOBH, but if I’ve been understanding things correctly Bravo
I may not be fully up to speed on all the controversy around this season of RHOBH, but if I’ve been understanding things correctly Bravo
42 minutes of a mix between Ashley being a douche and the Manzo family getting in shape? No thank you.
I’m not entirely sure why this is the 15th Christmas episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey but, alas, it is. No joke the first
It seems like just yesterday we were introduced to the women of Beaverly Lakes and here we are again getting a sneak peak at their
It’s the last crapisode of the season and I can honestly say I don’t know one thing that actually happened in the last 8 episodes.
This isn’t the Plaza Hotel, this is LuAnn’s music vide-O. Once in a while I think that Santa Christ looks down on me and my
After a nice 10 day vacation or “vacation” as they say in other similar languages to Spanish, I’m back! Sure I missed about 15 episodes
Oh Jesus, child “actors.” There’s nothing really wrong with this product in question, per se, even though fake table covers are the equivalent of puffy
We are ALL in a fight right now. I thought I would tune into the reunion episode of “I Wish I Traded in My Quinceanera
What in the name of all things Zarin was going on in this entire episode?! Now I don’t do drugs, as users are losers and
My Dearest Ambersand, I am forced to write this open letter to you as I am in fear of your life my own life. I
Awwww sookie sookie! It’s finally time for a little 16 & Pregnant beat down. It’s a shame that more beatings didn’t take place during the
I tell ya, these Sunday night episodes sneak right up on you like Melissa’s knitted berets from hell. I have a feeling the inside of
Welcome! This isn’t the Plaza Hotel, this is IBBB…things suck around here. Get used to it. For 7 days now Bravo has been throwing commercials
Throw your birth control in the trash and flush the unused condoms down your rusty toilet bowl because it’s time for another episode of “How
For the love of camel jokes are we still in Morocco? I must have missed over 14 episodes or something because apparently after the “big
The title of this blog post is a sentence that has never been said by anyone at any time, ever. Now before everyone starts crying
I’m glad we live in a world where Real Housewives Tourettes is becoming part of my every day life. I’ve already incorporated “take steak” on
Like a working whore at a gang bang, let’s dive right in. We pick up right where we left off from last week, which if
I’m back from my Memorial Day vacation just in time to be burnt to a crisp and all caught up on tweens who spread. This
Similar to these middle-aged women (woman) on a trip overseas I too was traveling last night, so I shall be recapping this from memory without
Oh MTV aren’t you the cunning one (latin meaning: person with two c*nts). As a way to try and stop me from making fun of
Join Me on Facebook & Twitter! So who in Morocco is LuAnn banging that she is trying to convince everyone and their mother to go
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Join Me on Facebook & Twitter You wanted to be 16? Well you better start getting pregnant and getting pregnant fast. This week on “16
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Be Social: Join Me on Facebook & Twitter Time for another crapisode of the Real Housewives of New York City. And if it’s time for
Oh and all of a sudden you’re the Queen of England when it’s time to wash the dishes? Well excuse me, Your Royal Highness, whilst
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Get Social: Join IBBB While the cat’s away, the mice will play so it only makes sense that Jill Zarin isn’t in this episode as
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Take off your pants and pull up your nap mats because it’s story time with IBBB. Let’s take a journey onto my trip to “The
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Get Social: Join IBBB When did RHOC turn into a worse show than Real Housewives of DC? The bad news is that I’m stuck in
Get Social: Join Me Well folks if you ever wondered what it would have been like if Cindy-Lou Who went on Spring Break, well, wonder
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Door Exercises for Nana – Who’s ready to trick Nana!? If you shot your hand up and yelled out “I am, I am!” put your
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Get Social: Join Me! Well we’re back where it all began…in Orange County. Here are 12 things worth discussing during the season premiere of Real
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
The Magnetic Pad – Are you tired of “doing sex” with your husband? Have you used “time of the month” excuses at least twice a
Well, well, well. So we meet again. If my math is correct it’s been nearly 14 decades since there was even a mention of Harriet
Obligatory Starter: When I walk into a room, SPUMONI! So Wait a Second, You Mean to Tell Me Lawrence Isn’t Sweetie? – Tuck your didgeridoo
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Finally we’re back with a new crapisode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Yeee haw! It was an action packed show with parties, singing, dancing, and
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Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! There’s nothing I like better than strolling into my apartment with a strong after-work buzz on just in
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Join Me on Facebook! What can I say about last night crapisode of Real Housewives of Beaver-ly Hills? Oh, and see what I did there
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Who’s going to fix the economy and add jobs to your city? Who cares! Introducing “Pajama Jeans” for when you’re just about ready to call
Join Me on Facebook! Well Real Housewives of Atlanta moved to Sunday nights. Great, thanks. My hangover to Housewives recapping ratio isn’t going to be
Back by popular demand is another fresh segment of IBBB’s “Am I Wrong?” Sometimes it’s nice to stray away from reality shows and really think
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Join Me on Facebook! Well if you love Teen Mom you need to know where it started. Enter: 16 and Pregnant. This time we have
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Join Me on Facebook! Kim is packing the piss out of her luggage in quite the hurry so she and her assistant, Sweetie, can get
Join Me on Facebook! Where do we even begin with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? First off, how many of these Housewives shows do
Join Me on Facebook! You know what international pop stars need to do on a regular basis? Take their wigs out for a nice summertime
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IBBB has been blowing up with comments and personal emails asking me if Amber is going to go to jail for beating the bag out
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
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Join Me on Facebook! Well tip your 40 because another full season of RHONJ has come to a close and so has the 2-part reunion.
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours. Some people have been emailing me and asking questions like, “But IBBB, why has Harriet Carter Wednesday
Join Me on Facebook! The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion is going to be in two parts. I’m breathing slowing as I’m typing this
Join Me on Facebook! Well, well, well, it looks like our journey ends here. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we didn’t do much of anything else.
Join Me on Facebook! Well we’re finally getting off the SS Guidette and Joe/Barney Rubble must have forgotten to take his Flintstone’s chewables and wash
Buon natale, Dominic the Donkey, and chicken parmigiana! Those are all ways to say “welcome” in Italian, I believe. Fasten up your bedazzled seat belts
It’s the crapisode we’ve all been waiting for when, not only, is Dina back for a spell, but also because Kim G has an altercation
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Join Me on Facebook! Yeah it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday, what’s it to you? I’ve received a ton of emails over the past few months wondering
Join Me on Facebook. Fugazi! It’s fitting that Teresa, Barney Rubble, and the “Fabulous” sisters are all playing Monopoly at the start of the crapisode.
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Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! This time around we’re dedicating this segment to “The Hills” because, to me, it will never
Join Me on Facebook, My Own White-Trash Catalog! Uh, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday? Uh, where have you been? I’ve been here the whole time. Ok
Join Me on Facebook! We kick things off at Casa de Foreclosure where everyone is in a frenzy trying to get out the door so
Let’s Be Facebook Friends! Goooooooooooooonnnnggg! This week, boys and girls, The City is visiting Japan! That’s left of Poland, I believe, for those of you
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Join Me on Facebook! This week we’re starting with the recap of The City instead of The Hills because I thought it was time to
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Danielle Staub “Real Close” Where do we even start? Where? Should we tackle the fact that Danielle was sitting at the piano while holding a
Sellout Opportunity: Vote for Me Here for MTV TJ (just fill out @ibbb). Back to your regularly scheduled programming. I miss Dina already. And obviously
Join Me on Facebook! Well we’re down to the final reunion for the Real Housewives of New York City. I’m pretty sure this could be
Let’s Be Facebook Friends, For LIFE! Welcome to Miami, bienvenwhito a Miami. That’s Spanish for, “Whitney and Roxy are in Miami to put on a
Time for another Crazy-Bag-o-Real-Housewives-of-New-Jersey! It was Bravo overload last night. Here’s what went down, besides Danielle and Kim G on the stripper pole, last night
Join Me on Facebook! There are some things in life that bring me so much effing happiness. And those “some things” are provided by the
Join Me on Facebook! Better late than never. This week on The City it’s Fashion Week in New York City which is like Christmas morning
Join Me on Facebook! Basically three things happened in the season finale of Real Housewives of New York City: Bethenny and Jill meet up for
Time for another installment of Getting to Know, YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
Join Me on Facebook! We’re kicking things off at (h)Elle Magazine and a loving exchange between Olivia and Erin Jo. Erin Jo is filling in
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Join Me on Facebook. You’ll Hate It! Time to spend a little time with the folks from “The City.” You want to know what this
Join Me on Facebook! Welcome to another recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. This sh*t better start getting good because I’m losing hope that
So apparently Kelly from Real Housewives of New York City really did go kind of crazy in last weeks crapisode. I knew it wasn’t editing
Elegance is learned, my friend. Elegance is learned, oh yeah. Elegance is leaaaaaaarrrrrnnnnned! Oh sorry, I didn’t realize you were all here. So what in
Well, well, well, that do we have here. Was there an “old parts” rummage sale at Heidi Montag’s house that I didn’t know about? Maybe
Join Me on Facebook! You’ll Hate it! Another crapisode of The City hot off the press, whatever in the holy hell that means. This week,
Join Me on Facebook! You’ll Hate It! Open up your kitchen garbage bag and scatter the trash all over your couch; grab a 6-pack of
Maybe one of Darlene’s naaaaaaaaaybors is watching her horse. Hey-oh! In breaking news, Heidi Montag and her husband, Steve Sanders, reportedly called the police on
Well, well, well. I must admit when I first saw the email from Erin Kaplan of “The City” fame, I immediately assumed it was some
Join Me on Facebook. What Fun! Sammy Gap Tooth (SGT) has invited Whitney and Roxy Horror out for a fancy-pants breakfast/brunch/lunch/dinner. I’m not really sure
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Go get your prosciutto sandwich out of the oven and start mopping your friggin linoleum floors because the Real Housewives of New Jersey is back!
Happy Harriet Carter Day. I say “day” because this week Harriet graces us with her “presents” on Thursday instead of Wednesday. Hey oh! You can
Cowbell, cowbell, cowbell. Oh, and cowbell. The City is back like a case of crabs that you’ve come to know, expect, but aren’t overly psyched
Well maybe I would have known that Countess LuAnn de Levorced was actually singing “Elegance is Learned….My Friend” if the majority of her sh*t-show of
No matter how many times I see her, Jill Zarin always reminds me of the girl mouse from An American Tale. Anyfival, some of the
Time for another installment of Getting to Know, YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
It’s the happiest Harriet Carter Wednesday in all of the land! And by “land” I, of course, mean “white trash dwellings.” Kudos to me for
Well, well, well. So we meet again. Now I got more crap about 2 months ago when I asked which week Crystal Bowersox was going
Don’t think I didn’t immediately spot you, Roxy Olin. Like a high pitched whistle that only a dog can hear, I can spot a cast-member
Whitney, Roxy, and some dude who I will pretend is really Jay suffering from anorexia, were spotted shooting some last minute scenes for “The City”
Oh hi. I didn’t see you there. Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. Thank you for coming. Take off your coat. Perhaps, your pants? Get comfortable, but
No news here. I just can’t wait for the upcoming episode of Real Housewives of New York City so that I can see Ramona Singer
Ugh, that poor salad. The last thing it sees before it will more than likely be vomited out in 35 minutes is Teefs Pats. What
Beep. Beep. Beep. Do. Not. Get. The. Robots. Wet. They. Will. Combust. I.Do. Not. Compute. Stephanie. Pratt. Beep. Beep. Beep. When. Did. She. Turn. Into.
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Similar to “Must See TV” if it’s new to you it’s not a repeat. Therefore I present you with a little
You know it’s taken weeks, but I’ve finally figured out where I’ve seen American Idol’s Andrew Garcia before. That’s right folks, I’m talking about Team
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week, Harriet lets people with ADHD multitask and is either giving us a dig or is about to kill her
Has it been almost a year already? It seems like just yesterday I was watching the last episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey and
You know what? I think it’s pretty damn rude that “The Hills” will be ending before the actual world ends. I always assumed it would
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
So are we just pretending that there was never an actual Season One of The City and, therefore, this upcoming season is actually Season Two?