It’s time to officially embrace your inner dork! Whether you’re looking for something fun for yourself or need to gift the ultimate nerd in your life, we have something for everyone!
We’ve just hit the geek jackpot and are ready to collect our prizes! Sure the nerd in us loves anything and everything “Star Wars,” but our true inner-geek comes out when you show us anything Back to the Future, Star Trek and, well, anything and everything math. We’ve only scratched the surface.
It may be tough to find authentic geek gifts, but we’ve uncovered a really perfect (and nerdy) mix of things that are just plain old fun to give for a laugh and things that are actually useful. We’ve rounded up the must-have geek stuff for just about any age! Shop our picks for some of the nerdiest gifts for geeks this 2023 season.
THE STAR WARS CHOICE
1. The Star Wars ‘Death Star’ Popcorn Maker
Making popcorn any other way is just pointless and, well, not as geeky as we’d like! This Death Star will make hot and fluffy popcorn in just minutes using hot air and, even better, you can use the top half of the Death Star as a serving bowl.
FOR THE GRAMMAR GEEK
2. The ‘I Am Totally Judging You’ Coffee Mug
Perfect for those of us who jump on any and every grammar mistake the people we love make! This funny coffee mug is larger in size, comes in white, and is dishwasher and microwave safe. Now go judge
you’re your loved ones.
FOR THE SUPER MARIO DORK
3. The Super Mario Brothers Monopoly Game
The best way to combine two of our nerdiest (and favorite) things; Super Mario Brothers (the original) and Monopoly! You can choose to be Mario, Luigi, Toad, Princess Toadstool and more! Instead of building houses and hotels you’ll be building flag poles and castles. Watch out for Bowser.
FOR THE SCRABBLE LOVER
4. The Scrabble Tiles Refrigerator Magnet Set
A super fun way to dress up your refrigerator and leave little notes all at the same time! This official set comes with 112 wooden tile magnets including double letter score, triple letter score, and more.
THE JEOPARDY CHOICE
5. The Alex Trebek Funko Pop Figure
Because what’s better than a 1980’s Alex Trebek!? We miss him!
FOR THE TECH GEEK
6. The Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Regular paper airplanes are a total thing of the past. Now you can add this to your paper airplane and actually fly it via bluetooth on your app. Insanity!
THE RECIPE CHOICE
7. The Geeky Chef Cookbook
Now you can cook up all the dorkiest meals, treats, snacks, and more from some of the dorkiest (read: best) tv shows, movies, books, and more.
FOR THE HARRY POTTER FAN
8. The Harry Potter Television Remote Control Wand
Now how nerdy (and awesome) is this!? Now you can quickly and easily program this Harry Potter wand to control things in your home like your televisions, Blu Ray platers, speakers and more. Who wants to change the channel any other way than with a magical wand?!
THE BATHROOM CHOICE
9. The Periodic Table of Elements Shower Curtain
This is the updated version with all the most recent elements added! Who doesn’t want a shower curtain that can help teach every time you’re in the bathroom?! There’s gotta be an h20 joke in there somewhere. This white shower curtain is odorless and PVC free. Plus, there are a bunch of other dorky shower curtains to choose from too like maps, alphabets, space and planets, and more.
THE TRUE CHOICE
10. The ‘Santa is a Woman’ T- Shirt
THE NOSTALGIC CHOICE
11. The PBS Bob Ross ‘Happy Little Painter’ Collectible Figure
He was the best and happiest little painter on PBS for our entire childhood and now Bob Ross has made it into being on of the best-selling Funko Pop figures this year. He love him!
THE COMFY CHOICE
12. The Star Wars Sock Collections (Pack of 4)
Keep their feet warm and looking cool AF with these Star Wars socks. They come 4 to a pack, are super comfy, and machine washable (uh, duh?). They have options for men and women and a bunch of different styles and characters to choose from. See more character options here!
THE SUBSCRIPTION NERD
13. The My Geek Box Monthly Subscription Gift Box
Now this is the ultimate monthly subscription box we actually want! They come with a bunch of different geeky and nerd-approved little gifts delivered to your front door each and every month. You can choose from things like kids, geek-lite, and more. Check out all the options here!
FOR THE GAME OF THRONES FAN
14. The Game of Thrones Toilet/Bathroom Wall Decal
Clearly this is the throne they were talking about! Super easy to put up since it’s just sticky wall decals. Adds a little something fun for the major GoT nerd in your life.
THE SOUPY CHOICE
15. The Harry Potter Cauldron Soup Mug & Spoon in Black
It’s really the best way to eat soup! This super cool (we don’t think it’s nerdy!) Harry Potter cauldron can hold 16 ounces of liquid (hello soup!) and has a ceramic lid and spoon too. We may be guilty of drinking our coffee and hot chocolate out of it from time to time. Don’t judge us!
FOR THE BREAKING BAD FAN
16. The Funko Pop ‘Breaking Bad’ Crystal Ship Figurine
We could binge watch Breaking Bad all the time and, well, we do! This is perfect for the BB fan in your life who geeks out over every single episode (we don’t blame them). This one also comes with a Jesse Pinkman figurine too!
FOR THE GYM GEEK
17. The ‘Gym Selfie’ Backwards T-Shirt
Perfect for the gym rat who loves working out and loves taking selfies! This tee says “Gym Selfie” backwards to that when they’re in the mirror and take their picture it’ll read correctly. Such dorks! This one also comes in blue, heather grey, heather blue, and pink. Plus, there are options for both men and women! Check out more colors and sizes here.
FOR THE LEGO NERD
18. LEGO Boost Creative Toolbox (With Bluetooth!)
This super fun coding and building LEGO set comes with over 840 pieces, a LEGO Move Hub, Interactive Motor and a Color & Distance Sensor. This is all going to allow you to build a robot that you can control, a guitar to play, a cat, and more!
THE CODING CHOICE
19. The Kano ‘Harry Potter Wand’ Coding Kit
Yes this is the magic Harry Potter wand your kids (and you!) have been waiting for. They’ll actually build this themselves and learn to code all at the same time! From there their magic wand will be able to do things like make pumpkins grow, make feathers fly, multiply your magical goblets, make fire flow, create spells and so much more! Plus, did we mention this will all interact via their tablet or computer?
FOR THE PACMAN FAN
20. The PacMan Ghost Table Lamp
Because what’s better than being chased around by the ghosts on PacMan?! Ok, this one won’t chase you, but it is a really cool table lamp that changes color to music. In fact, there are 16 different colors it’ll change.
THE FUNNY CHOICE
21. The Star Wars “Who’s Your Daddy” Mug
FOR THE STAR TREK FAN
22. The Star Trek ‘Spock’ Oven Mitt
Because if they have to cook in the kitchen, you really can’t go wrong with this Spock oven mitt.
THE RETRO CHOICE
23. The GameBoy Inspired Refrigerator/Freezer Magnets
Now you can turn your boring refrigerator and freezer into an old-timey GameBoy! It comes with large removable magnets (like the ‘plus’ controller, the ‘a’ and ‘b’ inspired buttons, and ‘select’ and ‘start’ buttons) and the dry erase board that looks like the screen. Super fun.
BEST FOR THE GOLDEN GIRLS FAN
24. The Golden Girls Trivia Game
Answer trivia questions about the show and collect pieces of cheesecake to win! For the really obsessed fans, there’s also a super fun Golden Girls CLUE game too!
THE COOLEST CHOICE
25. The Color Changing Light Up Lightsaber Umbrella
This lightsaber umbrella actually lights up when you use it and we couldn’t want it any more than we currently do! This one is our favorite and comes in black, but it also comes in a other color options too like blue, red, and more. See all the color options here.
THE TRIVIA CHOICE
26. The Star Trek Trivial Pursuit Trivia Game
This is the game for the ultimate Star Trek geeks! There are over 1,200 questions, all at various levels, and in a bunch of different fun (and challenging) categories. And look how cool the card holder is! Every Star Trek fan will love testing their knowledge with this game.
THE BREAKFAST CHOICE
27. The Star Wars ‘Death Star’ Waffle Maker
Breakfast just got a whole lot geekier! Now you can make a round 7-inch in diameter waffle with two separate sections. They come out pretty decent and, well, we love it, but it’s even better for kids as they’ll have way more fun finally eating their breakfast.
FOR THE NERDY MOM
28. The ‘Moms are Magical’ Tee
Because, yes, moms are magical! And they’re kind of dorky, so this is the perfect gift for them! This one is in heather grey, but it also comes in light pink, baby blue, crisp white, black, and more. Check out more colors and sizes here!
FOR THE SUPER NINTENDO GEEK
29. The SNES Classic Mini Edition
Now you can play all of your favorite Super Nintendo games all over again! This easy to set up plug-and-play mini Super Nintendo comes with two controllers and is fully loaded with 21 of some of the most popular games of the 90s!
THE MUST READ
30. The Harry Potter ‘Page to Screen’ Book
Find out all the inside secrets and play-by-play on how this awesome book series got turned into the must-see movies of our lifetime. A great gift ideas for the Potter fan who already has everything else already.
THE OFFICE CHOICE
31. The USB Realtime Clock Fan
Hook this clock-fan up to your computer or laptop with the USB cord and enjoy that light breeze and see what time it is all at the same time. It’s a great little conversation starter for your desk at work too!
THE ULTIMATE SHARK WEEK GEEK
32. The Adult Shark Slippers
THE HOME DECOR CHOICE
33. The Silicon Floppy Disk Drink Coasters (Set of 6)
Finally a super fun (and geeky) way to hold your drinks so they don’t leave those terrible rings on your coffee table or end tables. These multi-color silicon retro floppy disk coasters come 6 to a set and also come in different languages and numbers too.
THE FRAME CHOICE
34. The Repurposed Computer Parts Picture Frame
Their whole life is basically computers, so why not make their memories the same? This super geeky (and we love it) picture frame is 100% handmade and fits a standard 4×6-inch photo. Plus, it just kinda looks really cool!
THE PHONE ACCESSORY CHOICE
35. The PopSocket Grip ‘Yummy Donut’
Oh yes they still do love their PopSockets! In case you don’t know, these are the grips that pop up or down and attach to the back of their phones or tablets. It helps them hold them without dropping them, prop up their devices to watch hands free, and more! How cute is this pink frosted donut with purple sprinkles?!
THE LEGO CHOICE
36. The Harry Potter Hogwarts LEGO Kit
Finally a Harry Potter LEGO set that’s being sold again, except this time it’s new! And this time you’ll be building Hogwarts Great Hall. We are pretty much obsessed. This one has 878 pieces and comes with 10 mini LEGO people like Harry, Hermione, Draco, Hagrid, and more.
BEST FOR THE ENGINEER
37. The Proud Engineer Coffee Mug in White
THE CHEMIST CHOICE
38. The Chemist Spice Rack (14 Piece Set)
We loves these chemistry inspired spice and liquid containers. This fourteen piece set comes with 9 test tubes, 3 lab flasks, 1 large flask for oil, and the metal rack. Keep in mind that the spices are not included!
THE BOARD GAME CHOICE
39. The Harry Potter CLUE Game
It’s just like the traditional CLUE game we all grew up with, but with a Harry Potter theme. What’s better than that?! You can play as any of your favorite Harry Potter characters and solve mysteries to figure out “who did it!” This one is recommended for kids 9-years old and up. However, as long as you’re willing to play along and help the younger ones it can be fun for the entire family.
THE COOL BEDROOM CHOICE
40. The Super Mario Brothers ‘Board’ Wall Decals
We can all agree that the original Super Mario Brothers is the best of all the Super Mario Brothers games. Well now you can pretty much live in that world thanks to these super fun wall decals. Set them up on your wall(s) any way you want to make the ultimate level.
FOR THE CODING NERD
41. The ‘Do You Even Code Bro?’ White Coffee Mug
Super funny (at least to the coders of the world) 11-ounce coffee mug that’s not only dishwasher safe, but microwave safe too!
THE BRAINY CHOICE
42. The Brain Glass Drink Coasters
We love this set of 10 glass coasters with the brain (and brain slices) printed on each. They look cool, are totally functional, and even have rubber bottom pieces to prevent marks or slippage.
FOR THE BREAKING BAD NERD
43. The Breaking Bad RV Incense Burner
FOR THE FUTURISTIC GEEK
44. Star Trek ‘Flip to Answer’ Wireless Bluetooth Communicator
FOR THE RICK & MORTY FAN
45. Rick and Morty Mr. Meeseeks Game
THE INTERACTIVE CHOICE
46. Star Wars FurReal Co-Pilot Chewie (Interactive)
Ok we’re totally geeking out of this interactive Chewie because we’re the biggest Star Wars fan. And if you’re kids are (or you!) you’re going to love this toy of sorts! Chewie has over 100 sounds and motions!! Plus he totally interacts with you by raising his arms and giving our a giant roar, reacts to you when you’re on the go, and even responds when you talk to him.
THE EMPOWERED CHOICE
47. The Vintage Inspired ‘Feminist’ Tee
Let them show their feminist pride (and you show your support for them) with this cool distressed “FEMINIST” t-shirt. This one is in heather grey, but they also come in baby blue, grass green, dark heather, and pink. This is fashion geek chic.
FOR THE BACK TO THE FUTURE FAN
48. The Hover DeLorean Electronic Vehicle
FOR THE WALKING DEAD FAN
49. The Walking Dead Clue Game
THE QUIDDICH CHOICE
50. The Quiddich Table Lamp
It’s really the best way to add a little Harry Potter class to you bedroom or living room.
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