Category: harriet carter

Last week we had Diddle Fingers and this week, thanks to the fashonista who failed at becoming a Maxxinista at Harriet Carter, we are happy

Finally!  A clothing line for your small town pedophile.  This is totally an untapped market and one that, clearly, we should be focusing on.  Gone

Tired of trying to keep your kids and their slimy little fingers away from the electrical outlets?  Getting a little bored with watching them clumsily

If you know me you know there’s one goal I have in my life and that is, of course, to stab a puffy leather couch

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Looks like we’re two weeks going strong!  Who knew?  I mean, I knew but that’s only because I’m the one writing

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday on a Thursday!  When there aren’t a bunch of WT teenage mothers beating the bag out of others via “the television” 

Oh Jesus, child “actors.”  There’s nothing really wrong with this product in question, per se, even though fake table covers are the equivalent of puffy

Oh and all of a sudden you’re the Queen of England when it’s time to wash the dishes?  Well excuse me, Your Royal Highness, whilst

Door Exercises for Nana – Who’s ready to trick Nana!?  If you shot your hand up and yelled out “I am, I am!” put your

The Magnetic Pad – Are you tired of “doing sex” with your husband?  Have you used “time of the month” excuses at least twice a

Well, well, well.  So we meet again.  If my math is correct it’s been nearly 14 decades since there was even a mention of Harriet

Who’s going to fix the economy and add jobs to your city?  Who cares!  Introducing “Pajama Jeans” for when you’re just about ready to call

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours. Some people have been emailing me and asking questions like, “But IBBB, why has Harriet Carter Wednesday

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. Even though HCW only comes but once a week I feel like I’m trash-bag-status enough for every day to be HCW.

Join Me on Facebook! Yeah it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday, what’s it to you?  I’ve received a ton of emails over the past few months wondering

Join Me on Facebook, My Own White-Trash Catalog! Uh, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday?  Uh, where have you been?  I’ve been here the whole time.  Ok

Happy Harriet Carter Day.  I say “day” because this week Harriet graces us with her “presents” on Thursday instead of Wednesday.  Hey oh!  You can

It’s the happiest Harriet Carter Wednesday in all of the land!  And by “land” I, of course, mean “white trash dwellings.”  Kudos to me for

Oh hi.  I didn’t see you there.  Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday.  Thank you for coming.  Take off your coat.  Perhaps, your pants?  Get comfortable, but

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Similar to “Must See TV” if it’s new to you it’s not a repeat.  Therefore I present you with a little

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  This week, Harriet lets people with ADHD multitask and is either giving us a dig or is about to kill her

Another Harriet Carter Wednesday, another dollar I didn’t make.  You’d think the people over at HC would be tossing me a few bucks for positively

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Figures this Harriet Carter Wednesday falls on St. Patrick’s Day and, of course, my name is Patrick.  I’ll try to write

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Let’s celebrate!  Let’s text and drive!  Harriet Carter, the patron saint of white trash, typically provides me with smutastic products, but

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  We’re officially three months into the new year and I’m already sick of 2010.  However, Harriet Carter and her rotten box…of

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Harriet’s testicles are, clearly, tired of being frostbitten so it’s time to take a look into what crap we can buy

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Did you ever wonder where I’d be if there was no Harriet Carter?  No joke, when Harriet finally kicks I hope

Well happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours.  We are just days away from the holiest day of the year, Valentine’s Day, so it

And on the 7th day, God rested.  Then on the 8th day, God created Harriet Carter.  From that, white-trash was born and all the angels

Harriet Carter’s a brick, house.  She’s mighty, mighty.  She’s letting it all hang out.  Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, shake it

Well hello and Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday of the new millennium!  We are in a new millennium, yes?   Sometimes, no?  Anyway, if my New Year

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Can you believe 2009 is over?  I can because there are 365 days in the year and we’re basically at day

Here comes Carter Claus, here comes Carter Claus, right down Money Wasted Lane!  Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday.  Only 8 more sleeps until all you garbage

Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours or to you and your hand, whatever your current situation is.  It amazes me that that

This Thanksgiving I am most thankful for all the joy that Harriet Carter brings to my life and I’m also thankful for no pending lawsuits. 

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday.  I really love when Harriet smuts it up just before the main holiday season.  It makes me feel all warm down by my

Another Wednesday, another Harriet Carter crapshoot.  I’m pretty excited about one of the products this week because I have absolutely no idea what it is. 

Happy Spooktacular Harriet Carter Wednesday!  See what I just did there?  It’s the week of Halloween and I used the word “spooktacular.”  It really made

So it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday.  What are you gonna do about it?  You wanna fight me?  Let’s go then.  I’ll meet you out front of

Oh. Well hello.  Strange seeing you here.  Welcome to the 14,538 Harriet Carter Wednesday in the year of our Lord.  I have no idea what

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday Thursday!  With The Hills now on Tuesday nights, the Harriet Carter time slot has been temporarily moved to Thursday.  Perhaps I’ll

Well, well, well.  So here we are again.  Funny seeing you here.  How could I not start this site up on any other day than

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday.  We are almost half way through the year and you know what that means….let’s take a look back at what Harriet

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Do you think if there were ever an E! True Hollywood Story on Harriet Carter I would be able to take

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Every now and then Harriet comes out with some real crash-bang-zinger products that make me want to never visit middle America

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  It’s been hotter than a nun after 3 vodka-tonics here in NYC and I, of course, blame the Swine Flu for this. 

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  What a real treat we have around the IBBB office for you today!  That’s right boys, girls, and transgender individuals, Failure

Why happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys and girls!  Pull up your nap mats and pull down your shirts because this week Harriet is helping diddlers

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday…the Wednesday before Easter!  For those of you who don’t know what Easter is, it’s basically the day when Eli Whitney created

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Do you ever wonder if Harriet sleeps hanging upside down with a Snuggie on?  I do.  This week Harriet hijacks your

Yeah let’s bring it back to yesteryear!  This is kinda like when you were looking forward to watching The Office and then as you go

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and belated Ash Wednesday.  Since I worship both Santa Christ and Harriet Carter I thought this was important to note.  This

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  When are the Ides of March?  Perhaps today.  One may never know.  Now go back and read those first 4 sentences

Why Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys and girls.  And skanks.  Boys, girls, and skanks.  And pervs.  Boys, girls, skanks, and pervs.  Yup, that covers it. 

Grab your wallet and get ready to spend because it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday!  In today’s tough economic climate people still need to receive gifts.  You

What! What!  Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Only 3 more shopping days until Valentine’s Day, but I think I have some great gift selections for you! 

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday y’all (that’s southern for “you all)! Due to my new website being hijacked and me trying to bitch slap the flu

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Who’s ready to get sexy? I said, who’s ready to get sexy! Well thanks to Harriet Carter now you can scrub

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This is the first HCW in 2009. This means I am officially 2 years down without a Harriet Carter lawsuit or

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Thanksgiving Eve. There were hardly any Thanksgiving related products in the Harriet Carter catalog, which helps proves my hypothesis that

Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours! As we get closer to Thanksgiving I would like to say that I am most thankful

Feliz Harriet Carter Miércoles. That may or may not mean Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday in French, Spanish, or Morse Code. One can’t be sure. This

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Day After Election Day! Did Newt Gingrich win? I haven’t checked the newspaper yet. As we roll into November the

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and too all a good night! It may be the week of Halloween, but I’m already in the white-trash-crappy-useless-products-Christmas-spirit! This week

Feliz Harriet Carter Wednesday! That might mean Merry Harriet Carter Wednesday. One can’t be sure. I mean, I’m not a magician. Anycrap, this week Harriet

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to one and all! Well, not to all of you, but to some. Anylog, this week Harriet tries to explain how

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! With the economy in the crapper I’ve chosen three products that should get you through these difficult financial times. This week

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week will conclude IBBB’s look back at Harriet Carter of yesteryear. It’s been a real treat for me to see

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys, girls, and transgender individuals who are built with both boobies and ding dong. Do I have a treat for you

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday you crack whores! Oh, have you ALL read my Chelsea Handler Interview?? Ok, moving on. I’m as excited as an Olsen

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Today boys, girls, boys with girl parts, and girls with boy parts do I have a treat for you! I figured

Happy Craptastic Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet helps you scoop up that pussy on your keyboard (layup joke), reminds you to clean your desk,

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. Let’s get down to cheap white-trash business. This week Harriet tries to sell us products that keep us from having sexual

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Happy Birthday to IBBB reader Paul. I mean, to celebrate your birthday on Harriet Carter Wednesday, well, it frankly doesn’t

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! 21 months of Harriet Carter product reviews and still lawsuit free! Let’s celebrate and by “celebrate” I really mean “read this

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I was thinking. What do you think they give out as gifts to the employees at the Harriet Carter Christmas party?

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday, a special day in which all your white-trash dreams can and will come true. This week Harriet confuses God with mulch,

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday you miserable blood-sucking rat bastards! Ole! On Harriet’s behalf (via a Ouija Board) she would like to make sure that you

Harriet Carter Wednesday is a special day, mainly because I say it is. In this weeks installment, Harriet takes pictures that differ from the reality,

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Time for another look at some wonderfully white-trashed up items that are sold in the Harriet Carter crapalog. You would think

Me gusta las fiestas de las lapiz y mi nobmre es Harriet Carter en las piernas y el bano! Ay! Ay! Ay! I’m pretty sure

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It’s time to attack the kids again as well as poor people with bad hygiene because, let’s face it, that’s what

This Harriet Carter post is like deja vu. This Harriet Carter post is like deja vu. That’s weird. Anyway, this Harriet Carter post is like

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. It seems like just 7 days ago it was Harriet Carter Wednesday. That was a trick math question. It was 7

By the constant itching of my eyes I can tell that Spring has sprung and by “sprung” I mean “declared jihad on my eyes, nose,

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to one and all! This week Harriet pisses in our pants, gets our kids addicted to cigarettes at a young age,

I’ve always said that Harriet Carter was easy, breezy, and beautiful so it’s about time to see how Harriet gets herself looking purdy each and

Visit JerseySucks.net Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday mo-fo’s. Just the other week I complained that Harriet needed to update her crapalog and then this week…BAM…new products!

Click Here for Previous Harriet Carter Product Reviews! Harriet Carter Wednesday: The One With the Repeat! Hey, even I need a break every once in

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! And I’d like to say a special “hello” the the Harriet Carter employees that are now reading this every single Wednesday.

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday from sunny Florida! I love it when Harriet gets all sexy and sells sexy products to her sexy white-trash customers. The

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I sometimes wonder if Harriet dreams of me as I dream of her. I assume so. I also assume that the

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Do you ever wonder what Harriet Carter looks like nude? I do. Anyway, this week Harriet rips the hair out of

Yeeeeeah! Harriet Carter Wednesday! Let’s hear it for white-trash owww owwww! I sign up for Harriet Carter catalog email alerts (yes they do exisit) and

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday, the happiest and trashiest day of the week! I’d like to go on record as saying that at some point I

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I’m thinking that Harriet Carter should start her own reality show. It would be a cross between The Apprentice and America’s

Happy Craptastic Harriet Carter Wednesday! Fact: If Harriet sees the shadow of her double chin on the 3rd Wednesday of February we’ll have 6-more weeks

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! What a real treat the day before Valentine’s Day. Therefore Harriet is, clearly, my Valentine. My trashy Valentine, but Valentine nonetheless.

Happy Belated Harriet Carter Wednesday, also known as Harriet Carter on a Thursday. I had been battling the flu (possibly the bird flu) since Saturday

Similar to Tyra Mail, there’s also Harriet Mail. Like any good fan of the Harriet Carter catalog I make sure to subscribe to her email

Why Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday you sick sons-a-bitches. Just when you think the crap well has dried up and there is no more crap left,

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It seems like just 7 days ago it was Harriet Carter Wednesday. Funny the way the calendar works. It’s all tricky

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday, or HCW as the kids are calling it. It’s all the rage. Last week I got some hate-mail and nastygrams from

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It amazes me how much white trash there really is out there in this world. And, well, it makes me feel

Happy First Harriet Carter Wednesday of 2008! It seems like just yesterday it was 2007. Well with a new year comes some new products from

Wow another craptastic year of Harriet Carter has come and gone and I’m still lawsuit free! I figured what better way to walk through the

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and the Harriet Carter Christmas Bonanza 2007! Harriet really knows how to celebrate the holidays with not only selling us cheap

Hap-hap-happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Still no luck with getting myself in the Harriet Carter catalog, but I will find I way. I will find a

Happy Brand New Harriet Carter Wednesday! After last weeks repeat, it was time to dig into the Harriet Carter bag of tricks and see just

Happy holidays from LA! I’ve arrived in LA and that means that I am jet lagged and in meetings all day….just like Jesus was on

Hap-hap-happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys and girls (and sluts and whores). My buddy Mike had an idea for me to add “email functionality” to my

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I think it’s nice that Harriet is changing the face of Wednesday’s one white-trash useless product at a time. Let’s take

Trick-or-Crap! It’s Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday Halloween Spooktacular edition! While photos of Harriet Carter topless would be sure to frighten a child of any age,

Bom-chica-bom-bom! Ow! Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday AND game 1 of the World Series (Go Sox!). I’ve always said that Harriet Carter was like hot sex

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It’s such a special Harriet Carter Wednesday because I was provided an up-to-date photo of Harriet herself! Harriet, of course, if

Happy Harriet Carter 1 Year Anniversary! I know. Imagine writing about Harriet Carter products for 1 full year without taking some pills to end my

I think it’s perfect that Britney technically had to hand over her kids on such a glorious day. Harriet Carter Wednesday! Are you having a

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday you trash-bags! With the recent extra popularity of my ridiculous The Hills recaps, there have been more newbies visiting IBBB for

There’s nothing that makes me happier than a productive Harriet Carter Wednesday…unless its when “Failure Model Chick” makes a guest appearance. What a treat because

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Senorita Skank, Harriet Carter, is selling us crap that will keep us warm, keep us in a loveless marriage,

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday or as they’ve been calling it in China, “I’ll Hump You on Harriet Carter Wednesday!” I think that’s what the translation

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet tries to sell us some extra creepy crap and while “Failure Model Chick” hasn’t been in the Harriet

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet is covering her cans, her pets, and a little something special for her lap. Pervert. Let’s see what

It’s the summer. There are repeats on TV, so there can be repeats here. Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday: The One With the Repeat. It was

Ah Harriet Carter Wednesday’s. What would we do without them? Harriet has been with us in good times and in bad, in sickness and in

Harriet Carter Wednesday’s are making Wednesday’s better one Wednesday at a time. Huh? This week Harriet is trying to sell crap to our kids, then

This weeks Harriet Carter Wednesday is proudly sponsored by Goya! Ole! Ok, it’s not. Happy HCW (as the kids are now calling it) and I’m

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Harriet’s changing the way you experience your hump-day one white-trash product at a time. Where were you when you first discovered

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday one and all…and none. This week as we dive into what Harriet is pushing us to buy we notice one major

I love it when Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday coincides with a major holiday. Today, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday turns into Happy Harriet Carter 4th of

First off, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. Second, this weeks Harriet Carter post will be a bit different. Why you ask? Because I’ve officially found out

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! The weather is getting warmer so it’s time to start wearing some t-shirts, some stylish t-shirts and Harriet Carter certainly has

You know what makes me feel better about global warming? Harriet Carter. Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week we take a look at some more

Did you know it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday? Well, it is. So Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. It is officially month 8 of my “I’m trying to

No I haven’t gone crazy (well I have, but that’s another story) and I know that Harriet Carter is only for Wednesday’s, but I saw

I almost forgot that it was already Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday due having Memorial Day off. Luckily, since I think about Harriet each and every

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! You know, it really dawned on me that I never really tackled the beautiful clothes and “clothing accessories” that Harriet Carter

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Do you think Harriet read this? She should feel really loved knowing that there is a whole day dedicated to her.

Yeah Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Or, this time I should call it Happy Harriet Carter White Trash Wednesday! The three products I will be reviewing

Live from New York, it’s Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday (a day late)! Get it? Get my horrible joke? Yup, I’m in NYC baby! (yes that

What an awesome Harriet Carter Wednesday this is! Are you wondering why? Well that would be because Harriet has just officially released her summer crap!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday everybody! Harriet really came though again this week by covering the church, stupid criminals, and your common pervert peeping-Tom. It’s almost